O.M. Frankton is the heart and soul of the company.

This man is the most intimidating person you have ever met. If you’re ever late, you're in trouble with the old man. If you give less than 100% effort on every job, you’re in trouble with the old man. If you damage anything or don’t do it the way he thinks it should be done, you’re in trouble with the old man. If you do anything that doesn’t perfectly align with the way he wants his company run, you’re in trouble with the old man.

At 149 years old, he’s been in this business longer than anyone, and knows everything there is to know about it. He rules with an iron fist, and doesn’t want to hear your nonsense. Complaints will be dealt with switfully and severely. He’s the final decision maker on all matters, and his decisions are definitely final. He arrives at work promptly at 3am everyday, and usually doesn’t leave until midnight. He has no time for pleasantries. No matter how hard you think you’re working, you’re not working hard enough.

O.M. Frankton lives on a diet that consists only of moderately ripened red delicious apples. He only serves cold dishes full of hard truths. He lives high up on a hill somewhere, and his only family member is a 86 year old cat who goes with him everywhere. The cat’s name is unknown. Whatever you do, don’t ask about his cat. Definitely don’t look at it, and any attempts to pet it may result in the loss of an otherwise perfectly good petting hand.